The Problem Nobody Talks About

You're forgettingWHO WRONGED YOU

Six months ago, someone cut you off in traffic and gave YOU the finger. Last year, your coworker took credit for your idea in the meeting. Your neighbor? Still hasn't apologized for that thing. But here's the problem: you're starting to forget the details. The grudge is fading. And that's unacceptable.

Free forever. Because your memory shouldn't cost extra.

This Is Getting Worse

Your Grudges Are
DYING

You know what happens? Time passes. Life gets busy. And suddenly you run into that person at the grocery store and you're like, "Wait, why was I mad at them again?"

Meanwhile, THEY remember nothing. They're living their best life. No consequences. No accountability. They got away with it because your memory failed you.

Don't let your grudges die.

You deserve better than that. You deserve a system. A record. Receipts.

The Solution

Never Forget.
Never Forgive.

EnemiesList is your private grudge journal. Document everything. Remember everyone. Keep the fire burning.

Privacy
Encrypted & Private
Your enemies list stays on YOUR device. Nobody else's business. Not even ours. This is between you and your grudges.
Logging
Timestamped Receipts
Log every offense. Date, time, location, witnesses. Build your case. Because when someone asks "What did they do?" you'll have ANSWERS.
Curses
Harmless Curses
"May their phone always be at 2% battery." "May they always get the slow cashier." Petty? Yes. Therapeutic? Absolutely. Illegal? Not even close.
AI Memory Assistant
Can't remember exactly what they said? AI helps you reconstruct the details. It's like having a witness who never forgets.
Grudge Analytics
Track patterns. See who offends most frequently. Measure your forgiveness rate (spoiler: it's low, and that's fine).
Legal Filter
Built-in safety checks ensure you stay petty, not criminal. We keep you on the right side of "harmless comedy."
Three Simple Steps

Document.
Remember.
Never Let Go.

1

Add The Enemy

Name them. Describe what they did. Be specific. This is your journal—no detail is too petty.

2

Log Every Offense

Every. Single. Time. Build the record. Stack the evidence. Your memory will thank you later.

3

Never Forget

Years from now, you'll remember exactly why. And that's powerful. That's justice. That's closure.

Don't Let Your
Grudges Die

Start documenting. Start remembering. Start holding people accountable (in your mind, where it counts).

Free forever. Your memory is too important to forget.